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But _nobody's_ preferences are so laser-focused that only 'that one model from OnlyFans' will do. ;p
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@Guidodinho Money laundering seems far-fetched. I think there are real people actually paying those sums. My reasoning: Look at the ratings for "A"-rated submissions here on NG. "Excited" people make poor decisions.
Plus: When it comes to money laundering there are _far_ better methods available. Not speaking from personal experience, but if 'I' was organizing criminal activities, I would like there to be tangible side benefits. People generally turn to crime because they are in desperate need for money - not "for fun". I'd look for stuff like legitimate access to precious metals, weapons, controlled chemicals, medicine, medical care, exotic wares, a cement mixer and free access to construction sites at night... :3 Specifically anything you could also use yourself but couldn't easily purchase in large quantities without catching attention. You'd want independence. - Not some unemployed tweens and women in their thirties who spend 2 hours a day jiggling their boobs, 3 hours texting, and half a day lighting and editing... ;p
Also worth mentioning: Physically robbing a bank in a first world country is not going to pay off. The cops will knock on your door before that OF account is registered. ;)
Of course it's far fetched!
That's why I said it while wearing my big fancy tin-foil top-hat.
@Guidodinho I noticed, but I wanted to indulge with the idea. :3
...And show off how "good at crime" I would be if I were to some day turn evil...
My God! I never thought of that.
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I honestly don't know. And it really baffles my brain why people do that.
There's also plenty of documenteries and tales about the ladies who are working in these kinds of 'sexwork without providing actual sex' bussiness. But sadly, barely any interresting material on the customers, and why these seemingly poor chumps do what they do.
But if I were to put on my top-hat, entirely made out of tin-foil. I could come up with at least one possibility:
Money laundring: Lets say I just robbed a place, or did some good old fashioned fraud on some institution. Instead of creating a whole legitimate bussiness Enterprise, to turn the stolen money into legally acquired money: I could just have a girl I know become an OF model. She would receive 500 bucks for ever picture she sends of her pinky-toe, from a mysterious, wealthy online admirer of her talents.
Plot twist: the wealthy admirer was me al along! And by keeping a small portion of the profit, she can then buy me shit with my stolen money, without the feds comming to knock on my door, asking how I suddenly got this PS5 and sweet new sportscar, while being a broke sonovabeech.
As my favorite history teacher loved to say: 'If you really wanna find out what's going on, just follow the money!'